I admit it. I was never one of the cool kids,
and at my time of life, I’ve accepted that I’m never going to join that group.
Frankly, I left any aspiration to be cool behind about the same time that I stopped
wearing flared-leg jeans and angel sleeves. I say these things not as any sort
of personal manifesto but rather to preface my selection of favorite Christmas
episodes of TV shows and to warn the Christmas cynics among you that my
favorites are unabashedly sentimental--some would say some of them are
downright cheesy. (And yes, I’m old enough to have seen all of the original
episodes, although I was a mere infant—almost--for the early ones.)
I love Christmas movies too, but that a
subject for another blog. This one’s all about episodic television, and
Christmas shows that still have me checking
the TVLand schedule and Hulu Plus to see them one more time.
1.
“The Christmas Story,”
The Andy Griffith Show (December 19,
1960)
The
scene is the Mayberry jail where Mayberry’s moonshiner, Sam Muggins, has been
locked up by Andy on Christmas Eve at the insistence of Grinch-hearted shop
owner Ben Weaver. Andy arrests him, but he also arrests Sam’s wife and children
as "accessories before,
during, and after the fact" and deputizes Aunt Bea, Opie, and Ellie to
watch the “dangerous” crew. The two families unite to turn Mayberry’s jail into
the warmest, most inviting place to spend Christmas. Weaver even manages to get
himself arrested so he can join the happy group, bringing gifts from his store.
And if Weaver’s heart-growing, moonshine-nipping conversion isn’t Christmassy
enough, there’s the inimitable Don Knotts as Barney Fife playing Santa Claus.
2. “Humbug Not
To Be Spoken Here,” Bewitched (December 21, 1967)
Darrin
(the first one, Dick York) has a grumpy client, Mr. Mortimer, who insists on
working late on Christmas Eve. Even though Darrin leaves the meeting to be at
home with Samantha and Tabitha, that night Sam takes on the guise of the Spirit
of Christmas à la Charles Dickens, even taking the
Scrooge-as-soup-king to the North Pole for a visit with Santa.
3. “Christmas at Plum Creek,” Little House on the Prairie (December 25, 1974)
This
one’s all about giving. Pa’s making a set of wagon wheels to earn the money to
buy Ma a new stove. Ma’s making Pa a new shirt, and so is Mary. Ma ends up
hiding her shirt to let Mary’s gift shine. Laura sold her horse, Bunny, to Mr.
Oleson to buy the new stove for Ma. Carrie uses her penny to buy a gift for
Baby Jesus.
4.
“Guess Who’s Coming to Christmas,” Happy Days (December 17, 1974)
Fonzie tells Al the
story of the Christmas Howard Cunningham didn’t get the traditional, family
Christmas he wanted, Fonzie got the family he didn’t know he needed, and the
famously disappearing Chuck Cunningham was still part of the family. The
episode ends with Fonzie being asked to say grace over the Cunningham family
dinner.
5.
“Death Takes a
Holiday,” M*A*S*H (December 15, 1980)
Christmas comes
even in war zones. The 4077th,
at the urging of Father Mulcahy have invited the children from the local
orphanage to a Christmas part in the mess tent. B.J. gives fudge from home to
the cause, and Charles, who turns out to be a secret Santa, offers smoked
oysters. While Colonel Potter plays Santa, Hawkeye, B.J., and Margaret battle
to keep a mortally wounded soldier alive for one more day so that his family
won’t forever associate Christmas with the day their son/husband/father died.
6.
“Basinger’s New
York,” Highway to Heaven (December
17, 1986)
A disillusioned,
divorced New York newspaper columnist Jeb Basinger (played by Richard Mulligan)
struggles to write his Christmas column. Jonathan and Mark must show the
cynical journalist that goodness and hope exists. Jeb accompanies them as they
help a 20th-century homeless Mary and Joseph find food, shelter, and
a hospital for their child to be born. Along the way, they help a cab driver
find his missing son, a senator and his wife find love, and some homeless men
find purpose, and Jeb finds Christmas miracles enough to write his story and
change his life.
7. “Christmas,” The Wonder
Years (December 14, 1988)
What can you do
when the girl you love has a Christmas gift for you, and you have $6 and no
idea what to get her? This is the problem Kevin Arnold is facing in 1968, the
year he and his butt-head brother are trying to talk their dad into buying the
family’s first color TV for Christmas. I loved the beginning and ending
retrospective narratives of this show. “Christmas” closes with these words:
I don't even remember what I got for Christmas that year.
But Dad gave Mom a bracelet that knocked her socks off. Oh, yeah... and he did
get us that color-TV... two years later. For me, that year Christmas stopped
being about tinsel and wrapping paper, and started being about memory. At first
I was disappointed. Until I learned that memory is a way of holding on to the
things you love, the things you are, the things you wish to never lose. And I
learned from Winnie, that in a world that changes too fast, the best we can do
is wish each other Merry Christmas. [Kevin
opens Winnie's present, which is a four-leaf clover] And good luck.
8.
“The First Day of
the Last Decade of the Entire Twentieth Century,” Designing Women (January 1, 1990)
I’m cheating
here because this is a New Year’s episode rather than a Christmas one, but 1989
was not a good year for Christmas episodes. This was the first holiday show
that year that had the special warmth that marks the standouts for me. I always
think of it as a Christmas show.
Charlene
dreams of a visit from her “guardian celebrity,” Dolly Parton, who tells her
that a baby girl will soon arrive. When Charlene is saddened by the thought of
family members who didn’t live to see her soon-to-arrive daughter, Dolly
assures her that they will be with the child in spirit as she grows to
adulthood. Charlene is awakened by labor pains. Bill’s plane is grounded by bad
weather, and Julia, Mary Jo, and Suzanne take her to the hospital.
In the hospital, Julia
meets Minnie Bell Ward, a 102-year-old woman who is waiting for death. The
character was inspired by Meshach Taylor’s grandmother. Like Taylor’s
grandmother, Miss Minnie shares stories of her long life that spanned most of
the 20th century. As the old year departs, Miss Minnie dies, and as
the new year begins, Charlene and Bill’s daughter Olivia is born.
9.
“Fear Not,” Touched by an Angel (December 25, 1994)
Monica and Tess both
befriend Joey, a mentally challenged teenager. Joey must learn to let go of his
fear of the dark, a legacy of his parents’ deaths in an automobile accident at
night, in order to help his friend Selena. Monica’s special mission is to teach
Wayne, Joey’s older brother, burdened by duty and resentful of his
responsibility for Joey, to open his heart to brotherly love. These characters
reappear in several episodes including the series finale, but this one, a real
tearjerker, is the best. Tess always gets the best lines. In “Fear Not,” she
says to Monica: “When life keeps you in the dark, baby, that's when you start
looking at the stars.”
10.
“In Excelsis Deo,” The West Wing (December 15, 1999)
Life in the White
House and for its staffers continues at its complicated pace while Toby is
called by the D.C. police to identify a homeless man found dead wearing Toby’s
coat. Toby had donated the coat to Good Will and accidentally left his card in
it. But he is determined to identify the man, and when he discovers the man was
a Korean War veteran, he uses the influence of his position to arrange a military
funeral and burial at Arlington. When President Bartlett warns that Toby could
be setting a precedent, Toby responds, “I can only hope so, sir.” Only the dead
man’s brother, also homeless, Toby, and Mrs. Landingham, whose two sons were
killed in Vietnam, attend the funeral.
Is
watching Christmas one of the ways you celebrate the season? What are your
favorite Christmas TV episodes? Your favorite Christmas movies?
